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««™™Its All About Laughing Out Your Pain™™»»
[Laugh till you enter market]HAHAHA
Important:Please laugh with care because we wont be held responsible if your laughter turns to sorrow[HeHeHe]
WOMAN TALKIN TO HOUSE MAID
A woman was talkin 2 her house maid sayin "marie, i tink my husband is havin an affair with his secretary"
House maid: i don't tink so ma and come to tink of it, u're only sayin dat to make me jealous.
IGBO MAN, YORUBA MAN, HAUSA MAN
An Igbo man, Yoruba Man and Hausa man who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man cameback and said to the king,I brought ten apples." The ...king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba guy and the Igbo guy met in heaven.The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Igbo guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa guycoming with pineapples...
BOY MEETS GIRL
Boy : HiGirl
Girl : What?
Boy : how are you?
Girl : do i know you?
Boy : Hmm....no ....but I'm rich...
Girl : really?..hi, I'm Nana, but u can call me baby.. I'm 21...I live in PH but skooling @ Lead CityVarsity... I Like shot dark guyz...especially somenoe like u and i'm glad to meet U.
Boy : No no ,"Rich" is my name
Girl : (Hiss) Abeg abeg..... I don't talk to strangers.
HUSBAND & WIFE SHOCKING REVELATION
Federal government recently announced to pay men with 5 children and above, 1 million naira monthly salaries. A man heard the news and said to his wife, Nancy, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids to make 5!
When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining, he asked where are the others? His wife replied, you 're not the only one who heard the news...THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME 4 them.
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